awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

Jul 30th • 168,366 notes

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

Jul 30th • 432,194 notes

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

Jul 30th • 307,750 notes

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

Jul 30th • 184,997 notes

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

Jul 30th • 107,291 notes
unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

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pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

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Anonymous said: Janice Griffith has got a really cute pussy :)

It’s kinda cute yeah, mmm

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Anonymous said: How you been little Linda? Life treating you well?

Very good thanks!

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gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Jul 28th • 136,065 notes

wild-n-free-n-stuff:

Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same

Jul 28th • 73,808 notes

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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