so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.
Guess who’s getting millet later today.
Anonymous said: Janice Griffith has got a really cute pussy :)
It’s kinda cute yeah, mmm
Anonymous said: How you been little Linda? Life treating you well?
Very good thanks!
there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
what does rofl stand for
rise our father lucifer