if you’re sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.
who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?
WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D
my success will make you regret everything you ever did to me.
Anonymous said: moving day today?
Tomorrow morning bright and early :) can’t even explain my excitement!
if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Anonymous said: what foundation/makeup do you use? your skins flawlesssss
thank youuuu! well my skin is very clear naturally - i rarely get blemishes, i don’t get spots, and when i do i ERADICATE them. The foundation im currently using is rimmel london match perfection, the concealer i use is Helen E and so is the compact foundation i contour my face with. :) much love xx
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
Where can i hire someone to give me money
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
Anonymous said: Right then, when can I set my eyes upon that fine derriere of yours? Also I want Tub Thursday pics and Titty Tuesday that we missed!!!
Moi derrière is available for my man only so You’ll never see it in it’s full glory anyway, the most y’all get are sneak peeks 😏